Joystick Tuggers

Oh my... Where has all the time gone?

8/16/2009 01:53:00 AM Comment

Avast ye fowl summer! Avast lack of life structure and responsibilities! How dare ye fowl up me beloved scrawlings and posting to the interwebz log of humorous gaming records!

Luckily though, the oh-so-easy-to-procrastinate-during summer is coming to a close. CritThreat and I are soon to return to school and I must apologize for our extreme lack of HaHa's and HooHoo's over this long, dark summer.

Look for something a bit in the future! On the fifth day, look to the skies!!!!

E3 is Over and the Pr0n Stars are Gone

6/05/2009 01:53:00 AM Comment

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Greetings fellow tuggers,

I must apologize for the lack of any real new content on the site, but I have been in Los Angeles for the week, rocking out E3 and let me tell you what it was quite the show. Expect a full report on some of the more unusual circumstances in a few days, but for now here's this:

I tried Gamer Grub and it was actually pretty good. One thing in their favor also, they dropped those stupid flavor names.

Warner Bros. Interactive had pr0n star Bobbi Starr hired as a booth babe and we snapped an awkward picture (she's on the right):

Don't be hatin' y'all. She was named Superslut of 2009 and no, that's not a joke. Also, the dude in that picture is neither SirDesmond, nor CritThreat so don't be sad that we aren't as beautiful as you'd anticipated.

No Joking Around This Time

6/01/2009 08:28:00 PM Comment

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Everyone,

Go to G4 or head over to Kotaku for the articles, but everyone out there must watch and read about what all has gone on at today's press conferences for E3, Microsoft's especially.

I head off to the airport hear in about 6 hours for my flight to LA. Prepare for info coming soon thereafter.

P.S. Milo is Skynet